October 2009
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“I’m still waiting to meet an Ancient race that’s invented the car.”
– Sheppard, from season 3, episode 5: Progeny
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“And that’s what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!”
– McKay, from season 2, episode 11: The Hive
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from season 2, episode 1: The Siege, Part III
Caldwell: Can we submerge the city again?
McKay: It's a city, not a yo-yo.
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“You know that for a fact, Sergeant, or is your spidey sense just tingling?”
– Sheppard, from season 1, episode 19: The Seige, Part I
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from season 1, episode 2: Rising, Part II
Beckett: How come I never make friends like that?
McKay: You really need to get out more.
Beckett: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
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from season 1, episode 2: Rising, Part II
Sumner: Go to hell.
Wraith: Earth first!
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from season 1, episode 1: Rising, Part I
Sheppard: What the heck was that thing anyway?
Beckett: You mean the drone? The weapon the Ancients built to defend this outpost.
Sheppard: The who?
Beckett: You do have security clearance to be down here?
Sheppard: Yeah, General O'Neill just gave it to me.
Beckett: So you don't even know about the Stargate?
Sheppard: The what?
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from season 5, episode 20: Enemy at the Gate
Zelenka: We dropped out of hyperspace.
Woolsey: Don't tell me we're there already?
McKay: We're not even close. We're on the edge of the Milky Way.
Woolsey: So then why did we drop out?
McKay: Well, obviously we... (He looks at Radek, who throws up his hands, clueless.) We're not sure.
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from season 5, episode 19: Vegas
Zelenka: He could have abandoned whatever resources he had and just gone into hiding.
McKay: Oh yes, he probably got a job as a Klingon at Star Trek: The Experience.
Woolsey: That shut down.
Zelenka: Really? Damn, I wanted to see that.
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from season 5, episode 18: Identity
Neeva: [McKay] complains a lot.
Sheppard: Only when he's awake.
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from season 5, episode 17: Infection
Woolsey: You realise this is the kind of decision that could cost me my job?
Sheppard: Well... aren't they all?!
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from season 5, episode 16: Brain Storm
McKay: Neil likes to steal things from me – things like women and theoretical physics ideas.
Tyson: Yeah, but who hasn't stolen an idea from the great Rodney McKay?!
McKay: Oh, so we admit it now!
Bill Nye: See, back in the day whenever any one of these people came up with a new idea or published a new paper, Doctor McKay here would swear that he was already working on something very similar; just hadn't gotten around to publishing it yet.
Tyson: He'd say things like, "I was about to say that very same thing," or "I was just about to have that same idea"!
McKay: Hey, at least I didn't declassify Pluto from planet status. Way to make all the little kids cry, Neil. That make you feel like a big man?
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from season 5, episode 14: The Prodigal
Woolsey: Look, my point is, I want you to file a report – every mission.
Ronon: I'm not good at writing.
Woolsey: I figured you might say that. Use this.
Woolsey: It's a digital voice recorder. Speak into it – we'll plug it in and your report will be automatically transcribed and filed with the others.
Ronon: I'm not good at talkin' either.
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from season 3, episode 13: Irresponsible
McKay: Oh, sure he wouldn’t, just like he wouldn’t sell us out while we were trying to rescue him.
Amaris: He would never do that.
McKay: OK, you know what? Just stop it, alright? Lucius is not a superhero. Batman -- that’s a superhero.
Amaris: I don’t understand.
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from season 5, episode 12: Outsiders
Sheppard: Jervis taken care of?
Teyla: He and his men have been locked up. They will not be giving us any more trouble. Though I do not think it was necessary to stun them.
Ronon: Felt good, though.
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from season 5, episode 11: The Lost Tribe
McKay: I think I figured a way out of here!
Daniel: Really ?
McKay: This is an Ancient facility, and Rodney McKay knows a thing or two about Ancient facilities.
Daniel: You know it has been clinically proven that referring to yourself in the third person is a sign of mental instability.
McKay: Mentally unstable like a fox.
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